NAM~PUNK~FUNK

1. grab the nearest book.

2. open the book to page 123.

3. find the fifth sentence.

4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually next to you



" The Black Iguana Party, a militant blend of blacks and chicanos, untied behind a symbol of sudden death for all human obstacles and....and....and..."

From" "Fear and Loathing In America" by Hunter S.Thompson

Pull up iTunes/Media Player/Winamp/whatever and put it on shuffle. Answer the questions with the song titles that come up.

What do you think of me, Media Player?
gimme some mo' - Busta Rhymes (wants me to use it more often?)

Will I have a happy life?
Kiss- Lick it up (enjoy it while i can?)

What do my friends really think of me?
Get Back - Ludacris (give them some space? ahha)

Do people secretly lust after me?
touch it - monifa (yeah!!)

What should I do with my life?
let me sleep on it - meatloaf (it dosent know yet??? LOL)

Why must life be so full of pain?
Shake it off - Mariah Carey (im better than to pay attention to the pain in my life!)

How can I maximise pleasure during sex?
champaign supernova - oasis (get drunk?? haha)

Will I ever have children?
I was made for lovin' you - kiss (umm.. yes??)

Will I die happy?
feelin so good - jennifer lopez (yes! yay!)

Can you give me some advice?
Accidents - Alexisonfire (fix the brakes in my car?? haha)

What do you think happiness is?
Woo Hah - Busta Rhymes (randomness.. things that make no sense?)

What's my favourite fetish?
From the crade to enslave - cradle of filth (humm.. gore?)

Am I a total freak?
Hung Up - Madonna (yes, but people seem to like me :) )

That's all!

10 Firsts:
First Best Friend: Amber
First Screen Name: humm.. oh yeah! korn_57
First Piercing: ears
First Crush: Dwight Yoakam haha
First Music: Roy Orbison
First Car: 91 Crown Vic
First love: well Joey, but my first REAL love is Adam
First stuffed animal: Puppy
First Time Being Drunk: humm, i was 15 with my friends
First Job: McDonalds

9 Lasts:
Last Cigarette: Never
Last Alchoholic beverage: A Beer
Last Car Ride: Adam stood me up
Last Movie Seen in theatres: North Country
Last Phone Call: Some chick who's going to interview me to work at Cosmo's
Last Kiss: Today, before Adam left
Last CD Played: System of A Down- Mezmerize
Last bubble bath: very long time ago lol
Last time you cried: yesterday, I'm depressed

8 Have You Evers:
Have You Ever Been Outside The Country: Yup
Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends?: Nope
Have You Ever Been Arrested: Nope ^_^
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Nope
Have You Ever Been on TV: Not that I was told
Have You Ever Kissed Someone and then Regretted it?: Yes
Have You Ever had a Suggestive Dream About Someone?: Yes
Have you ever cheated?: Nope

7 foods you hate:
(not hate so much as dislike)
1. mushrooms
2. onions
3. raisins

6 Things You've Done Today:
(In no particular order)
1. woke up
2. chatted on msn
3. talked on the phone
4. said goodbye to adam be4 he left
5. listened to heavy metal, and some Peaches
6. watched KoRn music videos

5 Things you ate today:
1. Peanut butter on toast
2.can of pop

4 People You Can Tell [ALMOST] Anything to:
1. Melissa
2. Marilee
3. Sara
4. Adam

3 Choices:
1. Red or Black: Red
2. Hot or Cold: Hot
3. Sun or Rain: Sun

2 Things You Want to Do Before you die:
1. Be Famous and Beautiful
2. Go Crazy In LasVegas!!

1 thing you regret:
1. Absolutely No Regrets!

You are unique.Your dress stands out.Nobody has the
same dress as you.Not even close.


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1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
My hair

2. How much cash do you have on you?
$0.00

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
Best
4. Favorite plant?
Christmas Cactus, Spider plant, Umbrella tree

5. Who is the 6th person online on your msn list?
Darren Robichaud

6. What's the most romantic thing someone's ever done for you?
Brought me flowers when I was really sick

7. What shirt are you wearing?
My Hog's Breath Saloon shirt from Key West

8. What do you "label" yourself?
Stupid most of the time, but i have great hair! lol

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
Sketchers

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Dim room..

11. What book(s) are you currently reading?
Songs of the doomed

12. What's one of your recurring daydreams?
My wedding day, marrying Adma, lol

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Making love lol

14. What was the last text message you sent to someone?
"I love you"

15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?
sometimes

16. What's a saying that you say a lot?
"you wanna hear something funny"

17. Who told you they loved you last? and meant it?
Adam

19. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past Three Days?
None

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
None

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
I think 16 and 17 were the best.

22. Your worst enemy?
Self Doubt

23. What is your current desktop picture?
Nothing, It's black

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Cya later

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?
Money, have no regrets

26. Do you love/like someone?
I'm in love!

The horrible scary robot came!!

..So the blonde dude ran away with a penguin on his head...

The dragon clapped his hands and lived happily ever after!

And then the can danced..

Then jesus said, it was good.

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Adam
2. What is your weapon of choice? my words
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If I'm angry enough
4. How about of the same sex? yes
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? umm Adam i think?
6. What is your pet peeve? Lies, even white ones
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let things go? I remember everything, and my heart never seems to heal

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time? dishes i guess
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 6pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact,but haven't. Melissa Birch
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "I'm too tired"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? nope
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? I guess the last time i went flyer dropping
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 0 times

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? humm.. strawberry daquiris?
2. Do you eat the skin of off chicken? yes
3. Have you ever used a professional diet company? nope
4. Do you have an issue with your weight? no
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? spicy
6. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, lunch? nope
7. What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten? humm..canned beans

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family/Passer byers)? 7 i think
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 2
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of the opposite sex during a normal conversation? maybe?
4. Have you ever infatuated over someone? yeah
5. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? eys, hair, arms
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? no

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 2
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Le Chateau
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? get my crown vic, go to school
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yep
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yeah
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? i have no idea,, too many

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Loved great people
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? they're proud of everything i do
3 What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? wisdom, world experience, learning the meaning of my life
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill? no
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? No
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? i dunno, but it's my birthday!

ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? umm, i like what i have
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? that show sucks
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Uma Thurman, so i could do those cool samurai sword tricks and hang out with Quentin Tarantino
4. Have you ever been cheated on? only by the guys who meant the most to me, how ironic
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? perfect skin
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? grace, confidence
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? no

"There's a crack in everything, that's how the light gets it."
-Leonard Cohen

"It's like a new pair of undrewear, at first they're constrictive, but after a while, they become a part of you."
-Garth Algar (Dana Carvey-waynes world)

"Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old."
-Kurt Cobain


"Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must live."
-Mickey Rourke in "Barfly"

"This is the strangest life I've ever known."
-Jim Morrison

"Did you have a good world when you died? Enough to base a movie on?"
-Jim Morrison

"Imagine an alien that communicates by tap dancing and farting and he's trying to tell you that your house is burning down."
-A book about communication

"You know that shit you guys do? You're fucking yourselves up man. Fuckin' acid. It never leaves your body. It's in your fuckin' spinal cord forever. Let me tell you something about the nature of chemicals man. You know that dude Napolean? He was banished to an island when the french got sick of him. He supposeidly died of stomach problems right? Wrong! He was actually poisoned over a long period of time. Murdered by arsenic, a preservative. And you know how? His hair. It was arsenic. They could tell how long he was poisoned by following the traces of poison up his hair. Dude, if you do enough hits of it, you're dead. Chemicals man, they'll fuck you up"
"We all die you know Bob"
-SLC Punk (Heroin Bob and then Steveo)

"Has anything you've ever done made your life better?"
-American History X

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time"
-Fight Club

"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race, lost in time, and lost in space, and meaning"
-The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Not much to say today, but St Cinnamon serves a damn good caesar salad and the butterfly effect was a damn good movie. And I love the car wash at Esso, it makes you feel like you're in a space ship lol.